Day 98 - Spiders in my bed

Early this morning, I had a small visitor in my room. I asked, "What are you doing in my room?" To which the two-year old intruder replied "I am going to sleep in your bed." (As if I was dense in the head for even asking such a moronic question.) "No, you need to go back to your bed and sleep" I said. She protested "NO! There are spiders in my bed!"

"Oh no, well, we can't have spiders in your bed. We need to tell them to go home." She then enthusiastically responds "Go home spiders! Mom, they are in the street now, they are going to bed." After that, she went peacefully to bed. In the morning, I asked her about the spiders. She said "they went home and they didn't even wake their moms." What nice spiders to leave on command and let their mothers sleep.